free online photo storage - photodivvy.com photodivvy.com allows for not only family digital online photo sharing, but free photo sharing. With little or no effort you can start creating your own personal online photo album. We hope you have fun with our online photo sharing and blog community. http://www.photodivvy.com/ en-us Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:20 EST Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:20 EST photodivvy.com http://www.photodivvy.com/graphics/logo_sm.gif online photo sharing and blog community - photodivvy.com http://www.photodivvy.com/ photodivvy.com allows for not only family digital online photo sharing, but free photo sharing. With little or no effort you can start creating your own personal online photo album. We hope you have fun with our online photo sharing and blog community. 144 24 My Design Name In December of last year I was given the harsh reminder that we never know how long we are going to be on this earth.  I lost my best friend, and Sister Of My Heart to a horrific car accident.


It has changed my life.  I have been creating Incredimail and OE Stationary for several years now under the design name T-Designs.  When I lost Nance, that seemed to be all I could focus on.  Since she was the Sister of My Heart, a new name was born.


Remember, Life Is Not Measured


 By The Breaths We Take,


But By The Moments That


 Take Our Breath Away"


~Author Unknown~


Dedicated


To The Sister Of My Heart


Nancy Lynn Harrison


(08/07/70 - 12/09/04)


 


 

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=2cf2ff0f-0638-ea6d-dc30-cf1c7eee3eb2 Wed, 26 Oct 2005 08:36 EST Email to friends in US from Sri Lanka Dear brothers and sisters in Christ,


When it comes to leaving this place, I am not really sure what my heart is saying...does that happen to you sometimes? I am so glad there's One who knows my heart so much better than myself.  I anticipate the day of reuniting with family and friends.  (I have a new nephew I've yet to meet & and a few others that's growing all too fast.  At the same time, I want the days to pass slower, finding ways to seize the moment and to somehow lengthen my time in the land and stay with the people I've come to love in just about four short months and two precious visits. 


Speaking of this land and people, I need to fill you in a bit about them  (it's late but I want to tell you nevertheless).  This island is quite modern...not like the States but there's McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut, etc. close by.  But my favorites are the international cuisines offered.  There is a wide range of housing (with western commodes and all  J) but since this city is the commercial capital of the country, most of the affluent are here.  Most people own cars--NICE cars, but public transportation is readily accessible. Oftentimes, I opt for the bus b/c it is so inexpensive but 3-wheelers are more fun except when the drivers attempt to take advantage of the foreigner and increase the prices.  There are big shopping centers here so most things are available.  Companies manufacture clothing brands such as Abercrombie, GAP, Colombia, and even Vic. Secret, and export them to the States & elsewhere.  So items that you'd purchase for around $30-60 USD, you can buy for about $5 and rarely above $10 here.  Shoppers who want to be a worker here--BEWARE!  Once under the British rule, many natives speak British English with a twist of their own accent. 


Sorry I didn't paint this picture for you earlier.  I hope you are not disappointed I am not in a hut in the jungles in Africa or Southeast Asia.  (I think the boss only sends out the strong & top company workers out to those tough areas.  J/K :)


The people here are SUPER friendly.   I met a lady at the grocery store the other day and asked her how to cook a certain native dish and after we parted ways to our different isles, she came back and invited me to come to her home to watch her prepare that dish and have dinner with her.  This country thrives on tourism; the island's beauty, with white sand beaches and coral reefs to the hill country with splendid mountains and waterfalls everywhere your eyes set, allures tourists from Europe, Australia, the Far East, and occasionally from the distant U.S.  Marco Polo, upon his discovery of this land, called it 'Paradise'.  But what the tourists often miss out on is even a greater beauty, that of the people here; the chance to interact with them, catch glimpses of their hearts and be in awe at what is seen.  Teachers, I've not seen sweeter & more fun-loving students.  I am at an all girls' Muslim school, but I have observed the boys' school and the 1st-6th graders boys are boys but precious all the same. 


I am completely captured.  Crazy how I didn't even know anything about this place until I came here.  A complete serendipity, wouldn't you say? (that word actually derived from 'Serendib', coined for this island).  Except it's not really via accident that I am here which brings me to the second thing I want to share with you.  In spite of how much the One true Love woes and captures our hearts, this human body and mind is so way-ward, so 'prone to wander'.  Perhaps it is partly spiritual warfare, partly my own weakness, but the battle rages on and it is a struggle everyday from the most basic thing to the more complex to be in the Father's presence.  Reading one of my best friend's  email made me miss & long to see her but she too is on the mission field so I wont get to see her when I go home so all of the sudden, it made me very lonely, so lonely though He's provided so much.  Deeper into that night, I am reminded of an eternal AND practical truth: being away from family and friends, and all with which you are familiar is difficult, but being far away from the heart of the Father brings grief and loneliness that the heart can't and isn't meant to bear.  Our hearts were made to love and be loved by Him and experience the relationship's unsurpassing joy.  Anything else is just a temporary., a fill-in.   Walking with Him, I am learning, gets harder yet more beautiful by day.  And seeing His promises unfold right before my eyes for me and for the people He longs to call His own shows me how feeble I really am and how great He is.  This country that Marco Polo called "Paradise" has captured me, but I know it is beyond this small island that has.  It is the Creater Himself.  And whether I am here or home or anywhere else, as long as I am inHIs presence, I will continue to be in adoration and awe of my First Love.   


 

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=13f3202d-038a-d9df-7693-25241cf08861 Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:08 EST Last email to prayer partners

I came that they may have LIFE, and have it ABUNDANTLY. John 10:10


Bonjourno and Merry Christmas!!  You've probably been very busy in the last few days and even weeks but I pray that in some still moment we will be able to meditate on the gift of Jesus & what we are able to have because He came.   


Wow my last letter to you...I'm missing you already...


Shortly after that journal entry I sent you, I left the island and headed home.  On the way, I stopped in Paris to visit some friends who are missionaries there (good times-- they are SO fun) and then took the train to the infamous Alps and Geneva, Zurich in Switzerland and Florence, Venice, and Rome in Italy.  Being alone, I was able to fully enjoy the beauty of the Lord's and man's creations.  Highlights were the train rides through Switzerland, an opera of Macbeth in Florence on Thanksgiving nite, a boat ride down the Grand Canal and the view of the floating city of Venice at the end of the canal from a clock tower at St. Mark's square.


As I thumb through the pages of my journal, the images over the last year overseas are triggered and I feel His warm embrace during those times all over again.  I can share so much with you but in short, it can be summed up in these verses from Psalm


I have seen you in the sanctuary and beheld your power and your glory.  BECAUSE YOUR LOVE IS BETTER THAN LIFE, my lips will glorify you.   Palm 63:2-3


1) I have seen you in the sanctuary and beheld your power and your glory.  God didn't have me overseas TO DO things, instead He invited me to see Him do His work.   And in the process, I got to witness and taste His love that is better than life. 


2) And so...my lips will glorify you.  How can one behold splendor and beauty and then keep silent?  I told you one of my highlights in Europe was watching all of Venice from a clock tower.  I enjoyed it even better than watching Paris and all her brilliance and grandeur from the Eiffel Tower.  The shimmering light reflecting on the water surrounding Venice and neighboring islands with their magnificent ancient buildings that humbles modern day skyscrapers by far--it was beauty so overwhelming I couldn't contain myself.  Knowing me best, the Father provided that very moment a traveling companion from Atlanta so I talked my new friends' ears off about what we were both seeing and experiencing.  If Venice and Florence were so good, how much better is my Lord than two ancient cities and how much more should I share about Him.  As His child, I am commanded to share about Him.  His love compels us to...if indeed we've experienced His touch.  And once we have, our lips will not stop testifying about the gift from heaven to the manger in Bethlehem.


3) Job, in response to God's inquiry, humbly replied, 'surely I spoke of things I did not understand, things too wonderful for me to know, MY EARS had HEARD of YOU, but now my EYES have seen you'. In the same way, we can hear about missions and how the Lord reveals His goodness and blesses beyond description but until we obey and go or stay wherever He asks and experience Him at work, it will only be hearsay. 


Thank you for journeying with me on this blessed voyage of serving Him this past year.  I am in debt to your praying and encouraging me during this time.  I'll continue to need your prayers so as I come to mind.  please pray that He continues to refine this piece of silver that has yet to be complete (until He comes or when I go to Him) so that He will be able to see His image clearer and clearer by day when He looks at me.  My prayer for you will be the same--that you reflect His beauty wherever Our Lord has you.  May He continue to grant you the grace to experience Him this Christmas & during this coming year as you seek His face. 


In a few days, I head to Australia until mid February and after that...who knows.  I never know beforehand--God's plans are so good and unpredictable.  Two things I do know for sure--His character is unchanging and because His love is better than life, my lips will continue to glorify Him.    



]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=13b7f11d-b1a7-aabc-1017-14d200845736 Fri, 21 Oct 2005 11:03 EST hello every 1 just tellin every 1 that i've got a new website!!!


it's www.lilmizzcutiepie.friendpages.com


so check it out!!!!


byebye


mwahz xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=1153674c-d7c7-9ee4-105a-b2ac4c50cdc8 Thu, 01 Sep 2005 06:50 EST Flirt >A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
>party.
>  
>The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
>party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
>said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no
>need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
>
>So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
>soundly for about an hour, woke Without pain and as it was still early,
>decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume
>was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see
>how he acted when she was not with him.
>
>So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
>cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
>could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
>
>His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
>left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
>
>She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
>After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her
>ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
>passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
>midnight, she slipped away and w ent home and put the costume away and
>got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for
>his outrageous behaviour.
>
>She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
>time he had.
>
>"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
>not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell
>you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill
>Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played
>poker all evening"
>
>You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all
>night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
>
>To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
>apparently he had the time of his life."

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=424adb38-fc47-e0e9-1faf-68cd460b964b Sat, 23 Jul 2005 02:07 EST the drunken man >A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a

>drink.
>
>Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets
>up,staggers to the table,
>
>leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I
>went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck
>naked.
>
>Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
>
>The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are
>confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at  the drop of a

>hat.
>
>The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your
>grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
>
>The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still
>says nothing.
>
>The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you
>something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
>
>At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
>looks him square in the eyes and says...................
>
>
>"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk.

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=42489976-cc82-7091-75e0-9cef2f7592c9 Sat, 23 Jul 2005 02:04 EST Elephants
(http://www.elephants.com)



This website is sooo sad!!! i shed a tear or two watching the footage of the poor elephants that have been maltreated in circuses and zoos all over the world. Please check this one out, it will change your perspective towards circuses and zoos...

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=2388d6ee-c584-7dce-90fa-3d69f292c07e Sun, 17 Jul 2005 02:39 EST Elephants
(http://www.elephants.com)



This website is sooo sad!!! i shed a tear or two watching the footage of the poor elephants that have been maltreated in circuses and zoos all over the world. Please check this one out, it will change your perspective towards circuses and zoos...

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=234b6030-a7c4-556a-b6c0-d09fa67bfd7e Sun, 17 Jul 2005 01:32 EST A Simple Friend! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=1fb30663-a31f-989b-4682-84fcbbf86b81 Sat, 16 Jul 2005 08:47 EST Paper Doll Hi!! i found this one off one of the australian magazine....some might find it childish and boring, but others might find it entertaining....i gave it a go and i got addicted to it.. Hope you all like.... Here it goes: http://www.paperdollheaven.com

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=1faf16f1-a423-0e5a-b63c-c368cdf99fa9 Sat, 16 Jul 2005 08:42 EST more quizes!!! The Butt Quiz!


http://www.jokesunlimited.com/buttquiz.php


We Can Guess Your Underwear!


http://jokesunlimited.com/underwearquiz.php


How Desperate Are you?


http://jokesunlimited.com/desperatequiz.php


Naughty Or Nice?


http://jokesunlimited.com/naughtyquiz.php


How Evil Are You?


http://jokesunlimited.com/evilquiz.php


How Kinky Are You?


http://jokesunlimited.com/kinkyquiz.php


Are You A Flirt?


http://jokesunlimited.com/flirtingquiz.php


Are You A Red Neck?


http://jokesunlimited.com/redneckquiz.php


How Lazy Are You?


http://jokesunlimited.com/lazyquiz.php


 

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=e9b433bf-e18c-1adb-d24a-993a010c3074 Tue, 05 Jul 2005 21:12 EST some quizes Are You Addicted To The Internet?


http://quizme.stvlive.com/internetaddicted/takequiz.php


What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?


http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=2123


Get Your DJ Name?


http://quizme.stvlive.com/djname/takequiz.php


How Good Are you At Certain Things?


http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=614


What Color Are You?


http://quizme.stvlive.com/color/takequiz.php


How High Is Your Sex Drive?


http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=26


What Do You Dream About?


http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=68


How Sexc Are You?


http://www.jokesunlimited.com/sexyquiz.php


 


 


 

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=cb4872a6-f8f5-50cd-f8f9-b895ed909e02 Wed, 29 Jun 2005 23:29 EST DiEd 4 LoVe Died for Love-


I sit in the park where I dwell,



For this boy I love so well.



He took my heart away from me,



Now he wants to set me free.



I see a girl on his lap,



He says things to her he never


said to me.



I ran home to cry on my bed,



Not a word to mother was said.



Father came home late that night,



He looked at me from left to right.



He saw me hanging from a rope,



He took his knife to cut me down.



And on my dress a note was


found:
Dig my grave, Dig it deep.
Dig my grave, From head to feet.
And on the top place a dove.
And remember this, I died for love...

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=c7c6d3ff-c678-4fa7-f1ac-8d344155566a Wed, 29 Jun 2005 07:09 EST sweet girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no.  She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry? and once  again he replied with a no.   She had heard enough . As she walked away, tears streaming down her  face the boy grabbed her arm and said....You're not pretty you're beautiful. I  dont want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever, and i wouldnt  cry if you walked away...i'd die...

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=c7c39e77-99f7-cd3e-cf7a-f42090da2c0b Wed, 29 Jun 2005 07:05 EST tHe WaYs Of LoVe!!! METHODS OF LOVE


kiss on the ear-i'm horny


kiss on the cheek-we're friends


kiss on the hand-i adore you


kiss on the shoulder-i want you


kiss on the lips-i love you


holding hands-we can learn to love each other


a wink-lets get it on


slap on the butt-watch out


playing with the ear-i cant live without you


arms around the waist-i love you too much to let go


pulling hairon head-tell me you love me


looking in each others eyes-lets get romantic


holding on tight-dont let go

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=c7161c60-c5c6-1b91-5a6f-b739124ebe87 Wed, 29 Jun 2005 03:56 EST websites here are some web sites:


www.weebls-stuff/toons/14/


www.weebls-stuff/toons/55/


http://fetchfido.co.uk/games/matrix/matrix-ping-pong.htm


http://fetchfido.co.uk/games/stick_wars/stick_wars.htm


http://www.sfcave.com/snake.php


http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf


 

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=c6caaad6-db48-d507-7f0d-578e12676c71 Wed, 29 Jun 2005 02:33 EST australia & american >>An Australian man was having coffee and croissants
>>with butter and jam
>>in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat
>>down next to him.
>>
>>The Australian politely ignored the American, who,
>>nevertheless,
>>started up a conversation. The American snapped his
>>gum and said, "You
>>Australian
>>Folk eat the whole bread?"
>>
>>The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered
>>during his
>>breakfast,
>>and replied, "Of course."
>>
>>The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the
>>States, we only eat
>>what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
>>recycle them,
>>transform them into croissants and sell them to
>>Australia."
>>
>>The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian
>>listened in
>>silence.
>>
>>The American persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"
>>Sighing, the
>>Australian replied, "Of course."
>>
>>Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said,
>>"We don't. In
>>the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we
>>put all the
>>peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle
>>them, transform them
>>into jam and sell it to Australia."
>>
>>The Australian then asked, "Do you have sex in the
>>States?"
>>
>>The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
>>
>>The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, "And
>>what do you do with
>>the condoms once you've used them?"
>>
>>"We throw them away, of course."
>>
>>Now it was the Australian's turn to smile. "We don't.
>>In Australia, we
>>put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down
>>into chewing gum
>>and sell them to the United States.
>>
>>Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?"

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=c6ba6743-a98f-6826-02d8-aa174e33c446 Wed, 29 Jun 2005 02:16 EST BiRtHdAyS ok ppl i'm starting a birthday thingy so tell me what ur birthday is and ur full name and i'll add u!!! PLEASE!!!

JaNuArY:


20th-Josh Whiting  


FeBrUaRy:


MaRcH:


21st-Wayne Smith


ApRiL:


10th-Nathan Matthews


20th Beau Peters 


MaY:


JuNe:


5th-Meagan McNeair


6th-Holly Fanklin


13th-Grace Roberts


18th-Rhys Smith  


JuLy:


10th-Tim Whiting


12th-Melissa Whiting


AuGuSt:


3rd-Coby Bialas


5th-Aleisha Hooper


7th Theodora Christodoulou 


9th-Daynah Smith


15th-Moi(Logan Smith) 


16th-Megan Conboy


26th-Hannah Brasier  


SePtEmBeR:


16th-Sue Whiting


17th-Tane Piper


19th-Elizabeth Roath


28th-Jessica Galati


OcToBeR:


7th-Miles Smith  


NoVeMbEr:


6th-Gracie Dorrat-Thorpe 


DeCeMbEr:


5th-Kaalli&Jessica Stavridis 


6th-Debbie Smith


8th-Paris Burford


16th-Caroline Papik


19th-Chantelle Chislett


29th-Jessica Dodd  

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=c680eb52-a01e-801b-efc7-1aab24268e4c Wed, 29 Jun 2005 01:13 EST read me!!! hehe >A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said,


>"Colored people are not allowed here."


>


 >The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:


>


>"When I was born I was black,"


>


>"When I grew up I was black,"


>


>"When I'm sick I'm black,"


>


>"When I go in the sun I'm black,"


>


>"When I'm cold I'm black,"


>


>"When I die I'll be black."


>


>"But you sir..."


> 


>"When you're born you're pink,"


>


>"When you grow up you're white,"


>


>"When you're sick, you're green,"


>


>"When you go in the sun you turn red,"


>


>"When you're cold you turn blue,"


>


>"And when you die you turn purple."


>


>"And you have the nerve to call me colored"


>


>The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

]]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=c21fb1df-d4a2-2759-ea48-162185567c2b Tue, 28 Jun 2005 04:47 EST texts My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life, but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . . .u left urs in mine -x-

I asked God for a flower, he gave me a garden. Iasked for a tree, he gave me a forest. I asked for a river, he gave me an ocean. I asked for an angel, and he sent me YOU!

*PHONE SEX*Dial 1 for oralDial 2 for analDial 3 for normalDial 4 for S&MDial 5 for threesomeDial 6 for 69and for the whole lot just dial my number

InMyABCIWldPutU&I2gthaIn my alphabet I would put you and I together

ILOkdUpSxyInTDxtnre2DA&YaNAmWosLstdI looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed

Do u A) Love me? B) Wanna fuck me? C) Need me? D) Wanna kiss me? E) Wanna b wid me? F) Hate me? G) Fink im fit? H) Wanna feel me? take you pick n txt back quick.

SMILE IF YOU AREN'T WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR

MESSAGE FROM YOUR OPERATOR:your vibrator is interfering with our signal.Please cum now or continue by hand.Any problems please phone us, many wanks.

Q: wots d speed limit of sex? ...A: 68, at 69 u gotta turn around

UPON RECEIVING THIS TEXT YOU MUST SEND IT TO 1 PERSON YOU LIKE, 1 PERSON YOU HATE, 1 PERSON YOU LOVE, AND 1 PERSON YOU WANT TO FxxK. NOW THINK ABOUT WHY I SENT IT TO YOU!

i think about u all the time u fill my heart with glee u may not be a model but ur sex on legs 2 me!!

A BEAR AND RABBIT ARE TAKING A SHIT IN THE WOODS WHEN THE BEAR TURNS TO THE RABBIT AND SAYS DO YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH SHIT STICKING TO YOUR FUR THE RABBIT TURNS AND SAYS NO! SO THE BEAR WIPES HIS ASS WITH THE RABBIT.

UPON RECEIVING THIS TEXT YOU MUST SEND IT TO 1 PERSON YOU LIKE, 1 PERSON YOU HATE, 1 PERSON YOU LOVE, AND 1 PERSON YOU WANT TO FxxK. NOW THINK ABOUT WHY I SENT IT TO YOU!

Mars is a chocolate, polos a mint, I need a shag, hint hint hint hint !!!

Im not under the affluence of incahol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as you drink.I fool so feelish, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get !(

"Why did they call it PMS?....Mad cow disease was already taken!

Ice cream man found ded covered in hundreds & thousands, rasberry sauce in mouth & a flake up his arse.police think he topped himself.(

Dont do drugs! There's already too many of us and to little of it.

I may not be as pretty as Brad Pitt, or as strong as Rambo... but I can lick like Lassie!

What a great face! Those beautiful eyes. A pure soul... a sexy body! Enough about me, how are you?

She took off his pants gently and wispered:Make me a woman... He smiled, threw the pants at her and said: Go wash it.

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,mink in her closet,tiger in her bed! And of course a donkey to pay her bills!!

Do you take me to be your lawful text mate, to have and to hold, in rich quotes and horny jokes, till low battery and no reception do us part?

If I were a robot,and you were one too,If I lost a nut, would you give me a screw ????

CHINESE SUNDAYBUFFET MENU:*CHU SUM TWAT*SUCK MI PORK*LICK MI CLIT*TUNGSUM CHICK*GOO IN HAND*GULP SUM KUM*CHO KON IT, ENJOY YOUR MEAL!

they pulled an essex girl from the world trade centre and asked her where she was bleeding from, she replied im from bleeding romford

police in liverpool r lookin for 4 terrorists..they have found...bindrinkin...binsmokin...bintheivin....no sign of binworkin......

HI!JUST WONDERED IF I CAN STAY WITH U CUPLE DAYS? everyone is so pissed off at me... I need a friend...... Sender: Osama Bin Laden +391116661

Newsflash!! another body found in barrymores pool thought to be from Afghanistan apparently he was a suicide bummer!

a-ur attractive b-ur beautiful c-ur caring d-ur delicous e-ur exciting f-ur funny g-ur gorgeous h-ur horny I -IM J-JUST K-KIDDING L-LOSERR

last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and thesky... then i thought where the fuck is my roof

If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave its ass and walk it backwards!

police in liverpool r lookin for 4 terrorists..they have found...bindrinkin...binsmokin...bintheivin....no sign of binworkin...... '

The NHS Regrets to inform you that your birth was a mistake, could you please report to your local hospital to be put down, Sorry for any inconvenience.

Q: Why Can't Afgans Watch Telly?....A: Because of The Talyban!

Once upon a time,somthing happened 2me.It was the sweetest thing that ever could b,it was a fantasy,a dream come true.It was the day i met u!

You can fall from a mountain, u can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is in love wid me. -x-

Another month, another yr, another smile, another tear another winter a summer 2....... but there will neva b another u x x x x x x x x

Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

On a scale of 1-10you deserve a 10 but......I would rather give you 1

Nokia would like 2 apologise that due 2 a small fault in our systems ur mobile is going 2 vibrate for 10mins, so take this chance to STICK IT UP YOUR **** - u choose!!

Just want u 2 know ur friendship means alot 2 me.If we were on a sinkin ship & there was only 1 lifejacket left..I would really miss u!

I REALLY WANNA GIVE U A HUG... But a hug leads 2 a kiss, a kiss leads to a lick, a lick leads 2 a suck, a suck leads 2 a fxxk... DO U WANT A HUG?

kisses r blown kisses r wasted blowjobs arnt blowjobs unless they r tasted, sex spreads germs&germs r hated so ride me baby I'm vaxinated!!

Roses are red, violets are funky. Im thinking of you and spanking memonkey!!

MESSAGE FROM YOUR OPERATOR:your vibrator is interfering with our signal.Please cum now or continue by hand.Any problems please phone us, many wanks.

if the sea was vodka n i was a duk id swim 2 the botom n drink my way up,but the sea aint vodka n i aint a duk so giv me a ring if u fancy a fxxk!-)

The sky is blue, The grass is Green, the harder th fxxk th louder th scream, th louder th scream, the better th fxxk so give me a call and u might b in luck!

ive bin watchin u very carefully 4rm top2bottom, rite2left & i hav cum 2 1 coclusion, u must b a parking ticket cus u have the word FINE written all over u!!

I only have sex on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving, Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday....Every Thucking day!!

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I Can't believe after all the sxxt they have been through they're still together... Who?...Your bum cheeks!

Newsflash!Gareth from pop idol has been sent to prison for drugs.He has now been released because he couldn't finish his sentence.

The police r looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy,witting and very gorgeous,they have already eliminated you from their search............were shood i hide?

Jelly baby went to the doctors 'doc,i think iv got aids,doc says'u cant av aids ur a jelly baby' jelly baby says']]> http://www.photodivvy.com/index.cfm?f=30&id=c21d5b6c-aa3f-f0f9-35a7-421bf1d02f5c Tue, 28 Jun 2005 04:45 EST